Last week I had the pleasure of driving behind this vehicle for a while. If you cannot read that fine text in the rear window, please allow me to share it with you.
It says: Poppin Wheelies and Grabbin Boobies.
In case you needed a visual to go along with those beautiful manly words, there is a picture of a woman, probably naked, either attempting a table top pose in yoga, or in a compromising position.
What an honest display of sexism and machismo.
Just this morning it was proven that guys and their fascination with boobs starts early. The triplets were eating breakfast and Elsa was topless. Why? I am not sure. Chris had just bribed Elsa to eat a bite of his hard boiled egg for a small piece of candy. Elsa gagged the egg down with her brother and sister watching sympathetically. A few minutes later Preston turned to Elsa and said,”Elsa, your boobs have gotten bigger!” Elsa looked down and then nodded her head in agreement. She was pleased. Then Preston added, “it was because of that egg you ate!” Interesting logic. I don’t think that is eggs-actly how it works but it gave me a good chuckle.
Until next time, the mothership is signing off.